18 points

I didn’t invent this but I was really proud that I ‘got’ this readers digest joke from the bathroom copy when I was 10? and it’s stuck with me.

Person A is on the elevator and Person B gets on

Person A: “You look like Helen Brown”

Person B: “You don’t look so good in black either”

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8 points

It’s green and goes downhill. A skiwi.

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What do you call an elephant that you can only access remotely? A elephant.

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22 points

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

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5 points

What’s brown and runny?

Usain Bolt

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What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre.

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6 points

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle.

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9 points

What’s brown and red and sticky?

Another bloody stick.

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4 points

Stalactites hang tight to the ceiling, stalagmites build up from the ground with all their might, but when they meet in the middle? You grab your phone and ya call 'em!

… It’s called a column.

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That’s a more complete mnemonic than the one I knew

When the mites come up the tights come down

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The one I know has to do with the “tites” part

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