For the discerning homebuyer/vampire who hates the idea of natural sunlight!

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1119-E-Puma-Ln-Lincoln-KS-67455/128506191_zpid/

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(looking at pictures) Huh? I don’t understand. They’re storing their stuff in there, what’s so bad ab- ah, there’s the, uh, living quarters, I see. Well okay then, it’s not my style but I su- oh lawdy lawd a bunch of crucifixes crosses.

Edit: those are “just” crosses.

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So they bought this place, but it’s lack of natural sunlight kept attracting vampires, so they had to put up crucifixes everywhere to keep them away?

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Minus the interior decoration this is like ideal for me.

My dream house is basically a garage with a house attached. But I guess a house inside a garage works too.

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It’s not terrible. It’s definitely not for me, but I don’t hate the living space.

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There are private small airports with garages and hangers at each house. At least in the US, they are called community airports or air parks. Often grass runways and often self built houses. There’s always some folks that don’t fly but just want the hanger as a shop. Good communities at these places too. Pretty badass when your neighbor has gnarly tool you’d like to use and has built their own airplane

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Those look to be just crosses (popular with Protestants), crucifixes generally refer to a cross with ol’ J-dawg on it (popular with Catholics)

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I think it’s cool. This would be an outdoorsman’s dream

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But it’s indoors.

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Did you not see all the toys?

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As an Oregonian, I can’t imagine what it’s like to be an outdoorsman in Kansas.

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How much would it cost to heat/cool this big, open warehouse!? Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul spoiler:

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It looks like where Mike housed the lab construction crew.

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Christ that’s a lot of decapitated things.

I’m assuming the inner building has its own air supply or there’s just so much volume in the outer part so all the ICEs don’t make everybody sleepy.

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“Does it have an attached garage?” “Brother does it ever”

ngl I kinda like the idea of having a house inside my shed lmao. I feel like that one “Race it, Break it, Fix it, Repeat” sign really says who the target market is.

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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