For the discerning homebuyer/vampire who hates the idea of natural sunlight!

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1119-E-Puma-Ln-Lincoln-KS-67455/128506191_zpid/

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(looking at pictures) Huh? I don’t understand. They’re storing their stuff in there, what’s so bad ab- ah, there’s the, uh, living quarters, I see. Well okay then, it’s not my style but I su- oh lawdy lawd a bunch of crucifixes crosses.

Edit: those are “just” crosses.

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So they bought this place, but it’s lack of natural sunlight kept attracting vampires, so they had to put up crucifixes everywhere to keep them away?

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Minus the interior decoration this is like ideal for me.

My dream house is basically a garage with a house attached. But I guess a house inside a garage works too.

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It’s not terrible. It’s definitely not for me, but I don’t hate the living space.

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There are private small airports with garages and hangers at each house. At least in the US, they are called community airports or air parks. Often grass runways and often self built houses. There’s always some folks that don’t fly but just want the hanger as a shop. Good communities at these places too. Pretty badass when your neighbor has gnarly tool you’d like to use and has built their own airplane

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Those look to be just crosses (popular with Protestants), crucifixes generally refer to a cross with ol’ J-dawg on it (popular with Catholics)

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…only three hundred grand for a house which violates the f*ck out of international building code, fire code, and life safety code; nice!..

…what are the odds of even more egregious DIY violations of electricial, mechanical, and plumbing code which we can’t see in casual realtor photos?..

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I’d live there, get a few more crosses and lazy boys. Maybe some animal heads and more carpeting

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With no egress windows (or windows at all) I’m surprised they are allowed to classify this as livable space…

Around me they have to be suuuuuper careful to not refer to any room lacking egress windows as “bedroom”, because it’s not up to code and thus isn’t living space. I assumed that was everywhere in the US.

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The rooms do have windows… that lead to the shed. So checkmate, you northern yank.

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“Does it have an attached garage?” “Brother does it ever”

ngl I kinda like the idea of having a house inside my shed lmao. I feel like that one “Race it, Break it, Fix it, Repeat” sign really says who the target market is.

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