Here’s the rest of the (long) thread that I cut off for readability, but it’s also pretty funny:
Well this is spectacular!
I always just assumed the “crazy shit for everyone” theory was the case, they just didn’t have the scientific understanding to describe it. 100 years later those crazy descriptions had been analyzed to death.
But I love the Continuing Crazy Adventures of Captain Kirk theory. That one sounds like it is way more fun. Star Fleet is reading these logs and just trying to figure out what to do with Kirk.
If you think of what Data says as the output from an LLM, this tracks. It’s even funnier if you accept that everyone knows and understands that data hallucinates his knowledge sometimes, but he still proves to generally be a good officer.
I’m sure this has other lore implications that invalidate it.
We know Kirk did the paperwork for the nebula/virus (I can’t recall exactly) that made people act drunk, tho. Might have done it while still under the effects of it.
Bruh this is one trippy ass meme to stumble upon while one is on ketamine holy shit
Kirk then seduced and fucked the Space Hole.