23 points

Kirk then seduced and fucked the Space Hole.

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Doesn’t he have to fight the Space Hole’s evil husband, first?

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Bruh this is one trippy ass meme to stumble upon while one is on ketamine holy shit

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I’m curious to hear your thoughts

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6 points

What if it’s a portal between the two points in time and space and the crew are really staring at each other thru the portal?

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Lemmy get back to you in the morning, it’s hard to read things in the right order rn

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18 points

Data: “It’s like a K Hole in space”

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14 points

I’m printing this out and posting it in our ops room.

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6 points

You have an ops room? Well, now you have to violate opsec and tell us more.

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5 points

Just a water treatment plant. Nothing too exciting, but this is very applicable since we have an ops log which everybody is supposed to utilize so the incoming shift knows what’s going on but it’s maybe used 50% as often as it should be.

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4 points

“Spilled expensive purple powdered stuff in the flocculator, but it tastes ok…should I log that? Nah man” …

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Hey, that’s exciting! Without you guys, the water would taste like shit. Like it probably does on Voyager.

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52 points

If you think of what Data says as the output from an LLM, this tracks. It’s even funnier if you accept that everyone knows and understands that data hallucinates his knowledge sometimes, but he still proves to generally be a good officer.

I’m sure this has other lore implications that invalidate it.

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other lore implications

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37 points

I hate that I can hear Lore saying “…because of the implication.”

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7 points

“It’s human nature, pal!”

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18 points

He delegates the log.

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18 points

He just scribbled on the pad while flirting with the yeoman.

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7 points

90% of the tablet notes he hands back to the yeoman are: “We’re fine…everything’s fine here…how are you? Sexy wink emoji”

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(Mildly NSFW)

spoiler

Kirk writing on his padd:

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Is that a euphemism?

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If you have to ask, then you’re not Ready for the Ready Room.

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9 points

It’s not not a euphemism.

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