28 points
Granted, it manifests as a coughing, orphaned puppy
2 points
12 points
It’s your brain.
3 points
9 points
Your hiccup is a leopard and your hammer is an inflatable toy one. Good luck.
8 points
10 points
Look, this doesn’t even have to end with a curse.
No fooling, if you get the hiccups just tell yourself, “I am not a fish.”
It’s the stupidest hiccup cure I’ve ever heard. And it somehow always works.
5 points
2 points
5 points
Granted. You hear the boss music, gradually getting louder.
2 points
The boss music… Is my music, right? I’m the boss about to beat the crap out of my hiccups, riiiight?
3 points
In your peripheral vision, you see a long red bar filling up. The text above it says “Hic, Lord of the Cups”
3 points
