I’ve heard if you snort bump of wasabi it’ll kill your hiccups immediately.
Seems like it might create some new problems but hey. If it gets rid of the hiccups right?
The hammer is your finger and the manifestation of your hiccups is your fathers prostate gland
Incidentally, IIRC one of, if not the only proven cure for the hiccups is a prostate massage, now normally it’s the person with the hiccups who gets massaged, as opposed to being the masseur…
Though I have no idea if that technique works for women as well, or if it’s just men who have that awkwardly placed off switch
Since you asked so nicely:
https://broomedocs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/odeh1990.pdf
Granted, it manifests as a coughing, orphaned puppy
granted, it is a titamtium diamond wall so you will die of insomnia
It manifests as your big toe.
So I’m smashing a disembodied clone of my toe with a hammer? Bizarre, but acceptable.
Though it manifests disembodied, it is still entangled with the one attached to you; they share state and sensation. The focus that maintains their entanglement is your liver. Cirrhosis or other damage to the liver causes a spotty connection that gives horrific shocks each time it disconnects or reconnects, accompanied by the sound of a dial up modem that only you can hear at THX volumes.
