Granted, it manifests as a coughing, orphaned puppy
The hammer is your finger and the manifestation of your hiccups is your fathers prostate gland
Incidentally, IIRC one of, if not the only proven cure for the hiccups is a prostate massage, now normally it’s the person with the hiccups who gets massaged, as opposed to being the masseur…
Though I have no idea if that technique works for women as well, or if it’s just men who have that awkwardly placed off switch
Since you asked so nicely:
https://broomedocs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/odeh1990.pdf
It’s your brain.
Look, this doesn’t even have to end with a curse.
No fooling, if you get the hiccups just tell yourself, “I am not a fish.”
It’s the stupidest hiccup cure I’ve ever heard. And it somehow always works.
granted, it is a titamtium diamond wall so you will die of insomnia
