This should be obvious, but poor people are just too stupid to figure out even the simplest things.
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People ask me what I would do if money wasn’t an issue/I had infinite money and I would do the exact same thing I do when unemployed except that I wouldn’t be stressing over money and I wouldn’t be filling out job applications every day.
Not having a job is more stressful than having one, because at least when you have a job you don’t get stressed feeling like a useless piece of shit.
Wait, therapists let you drink wine in session?
How am I just finding out about this now??!?!?
You pay enough to the right therapist you could probably snort cocaine out of their asshole. Student loans are no joke.
I’ve finally actually snorted cocaine out of my partner’s asshole and it was exactly as fantastic as I thought it would be
I’ve been told tonight that I should not try cocaine. It is totally underwhelming and only brings addiction. If I want to dabble in drugs, I should try psychedelics. XTC at a music festival is fine too.
I’m just waking up. My brain isn’t fully on yet. I read that as
I’ve finally actually snorted cocaine out of my parents assholes
I was ready yo conclude you’re from Alabama, but was confused by how someone from Alabama could afford cocaine.
reminds me of when McDonnalds sent a newsletter to all their minimum wage employees on the best gifts to get their au pairs, and pool cleaners, and personal chefs.
I would love to read that. Would you have a reference? (I failed to find one.)
I can’t find the original article, but a lot of places reported on it in 2013
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2013/12/06/newser-mcdonalds-fast-food-protest/3890393/
We paid for a maid service once a month, it’s honestly amazing. And not too expensive ($50/hour). Worth it.
“Not too expensive”
“$50 an hour”
For a lot of people, thats too expensive.
