6 points

6 years 😲That’s some seriously good lotion!

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This reminds me of something, though it might not be an adhd thing. Sometimes I get really into some snack or food item. So next time I get groceries I make sure I get more, extra, even. I insist on it even if I don’t eat any of it for months.

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It puts the lotion on the hands or it gets the hose again

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6 points

Instructions unclear, slathered hose with lotion.

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It’s so much more effective slathered on hoes though

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35 points

Same with exercise. Doing 10 push-ups is easy. I’ll do it every day.

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Why did you have to remind me so late?

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8 points

Rookie mistake

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19 points

It’s better to do 3,000 push-ups today and hope it happens again sometime in the next year.

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11 points

That’s why instead of walking every day I went for a 32 mile marathon on Sunday

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Oh man, I’ve got my nighttime routine down pat. I eat a couple pieces of fruit, floss, smoke a j with my husband, brush my teeth, wash my face, turn the heat off, and then put on face lotion, lip balm, foot lotion, and hand lotion before getting into bed. Every single night.

Do I ever remember to eat breakfast, wash my face, and brush my teeth in the morning? Maybe once a month.

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You should a be careful with eating acidic fruit before cleaning teeth because the acid can slightly soften the teeth and make them vulnerable to damage through

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Between brushing and fruit is about an hour. I swear I’ve got my nighttime routine down.

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please start brushing your teeth in the morning dude

honestly cant believe the amount of gross fucks who dont brush their teeth downvoting me LOL

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23 points

Oh shit, I just gotta start doing it??? I can’t believe you fixed adhd just like that.

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Does Lemmy have a “Thanks I’m cured” community yet?

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I think it is probably a good idea medically speaking but you likely know that. I’ve got that down as part of my routine. But perhaps it would help to write a sticky note and stick it to something you need as part of your morning activities already. Of course you need to remember to do both things then and if you’re anything like me you’ll forget (what) to write (on) the sticky note.

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youre welcome

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10 points

Hi, I too forget to brush my teeth but I downvoted you because you’re being patronising as fuck. Have a nice day.

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whats patronizing by saying please brush your teeth?

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