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A diaper may help.

Or hold off on drinking liquids near your sleep schedule?

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Kegels is the solution that’s worked for me.

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Oh no does widdle baby not wanna get up to pee? Well mommy has a solution, but you’re not gonna like it! Unless you do, and then mommy is going to be very happy with you.

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This better not awaken anything in me…

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Like your need to pee right away? 🤭

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Yes, mummy.

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You’ll start making jokes about this, and then it’ll catch up to you. Then you’ll remembee this comment as you and your partner are sat in a pissy bath tub

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Romantic

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What if suddenly it got a little warmer…

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Did you also just wet your bed?

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just let it flow and make the bed even warmer.

ITT: bedwetting. please share your experiences below.

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Once as a young 4 or 5 year old, I figured I could win against this exact conundrum in the meme and pee just a tiny tiny bit at a time and it would just dry out magically. I figured I could spend the next hour trying to let out lil droplets of pee and not need to go to the bathroom. It didn’t work for some reason.

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