just let it flow and make the bed even warmer.
ITT: bedwetting. please share your experiences below.
Once as a young 4 or 5 year old, I figured I could win against this exact conundrum in the meme and pee just a tiny tiny bit at a time and it would just dry out magically. I figured I could spend the next hour trying to let out lil droplets of pee and not need to go to the bathroom. It didn’t work for some reason.
The joys of perpetually being thirsty as fuck or getting up to pee once in the middle of the night…
Fuck being thirsty though. Fuck getting old too.
But the satisfaction of crawling back into bed knowing you won’t have to get up for hours.
If you just pee in bed, you can stay comfy and it’ll warm you up even more.
Oh no does widdle baby not wanna get up to pee? Well mommy has a solution, but you’re not gonna like it! Unless you do, and then mommy is going to be very happy with you.
You’ll start making jokes about this, and then it’ll catch up to you. Then you’ll remembee this comment as you and your partner are sat in a pissy bath tub
