Oh no does widdle baby not wanna get up to pee? Well mommy has a solution, but you’re not gonna like it! Unless you do, and then mommy is going to be very happy with you.
You’ll start making jokes about this, and then it’ll catch up to you. Then you’ll remembee this comment as you and your partner are sat in a pissy bath tub
A diaper may help.
Or hold off on drinking liquids near your sleep schedule?
just let it flow and make the bed even warmer.
ITT: bedwetting. please share your experiences below.
Once as a young 4 or 5 year old, I figured I could win against this exact conundrum in the meme and pee just a tiny tiny bit at a time and it would just dry out magically. I figured I could spend the next hour trying to let out lil droplets of pee and not need to go to the bathroom. It didn’t work for some reason.
The joys of perpetually being thirsty as fuck or getting up to pee once in the middle of the night…
Fuck being thirsty though. Fuck getting old too.
