The butterfly effects would add up and and any zygote formed would not be the hitler-as-we-know anymore, since it would be a different combination of sperm and eggs.

Who needs guns when you got a time machine? Don’t like your highschool bully, just bump into their parents back in time. Or you know, “bump” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) into their parents.

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That’s not how any of this works. Not-quite-Hitler would still be exposed to the same influences and grow up to be the same person.

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But its technically not your timeline’s hitler anymore.

Who knows, maybe this offspring produced by the same parents turned out to be XX chromosomes (aka: assigned female at birth) and therefore would not be in the same trajectory given the extreme-patriarchal and misogynistic society at the time. Or maybe even if he turned out to be assigned male at birth, he would have a slighly different personality that cause him to get shot to death in WW1.

But either way, you still caused your hitler to cease to exist.

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Don’t like your highschool bully, just bump into their parents back in time. Or you know, “bump” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) into their parents

Forcing your high school bully to call you daddy is one hell of a power move

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Just rape people, no murder needed!

Okay bud, thanks

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TIL Philip J Fry and Kyle Reese were rapists

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I’m really curious how you managed to read the post that badly. Like, what combination of words do you have to misinterpret to get to that conclusion?

Edit: oh my god this guy moderates so many communities

This platform is cooked if this is who’s modding it

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Really curious how you didn’t think it through lol

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All you have to do is bump into Hitler’s biological parents before he was concieved, and you’ve erased his existence. No assassination plot is necessary.

The butterfly effects would add up and and any zygote formed would not be the hitler-as-we-know anymore, since it would be a different combination of sperm and eggs.

Who needs guns when you got a time machine? Don’t like your highschool bully, just bump into their parents back in time. Or you know, “bump” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) into their parents.

It seems like maybe you read “any zygote formed would not be the hitler-as-we-know anymore,” and assumed it was a zygote formed from OP raping Hitler’s mom??? But if that’s it, you need professional help because this is outside my pay grade

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on a side note…

Important Note: In order to marry, Alois and Klara had to obtain a dispensation from the Church due to their close familial ties. This highlights the fact that they were indeed related and their marriage was considered unusual for the time.

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I need to know more. Source for quote please?

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Were they cousins or 2nd cousins? Cuz these two links say both.

It’s all gross, but one’s grosser than the other.

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https://allthatsinteresting.com/alois-hitler

Alois Hitler wanted to marry his cousin immediately, however, their close relation posed some legal difficulties and they had to request a dispensation from the local bishop. The bishop was clearly also disturbed by the very few degrees of separation between the pair and forwarded the request to the Vatican, who eventually granted it (perhaps because by this time Klara was already pregnant).

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See Alabama? This is why incest is bad. You get literal hitler…

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Alabama will see that as a selling point.

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The church 50 some years later…

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make his dad pull out

LOL

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TIL Adolfs parents were cousins

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