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Thanks, now I’m hungry for a giant-ass pizza.

Not to be confused with a giant ass-pizza.

But that would be interesting as well.

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Time for a relevant xkcd

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Thanks, now I’m hungry for the ass of a giant.

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5 points

The best I got is a giant ass.

Won “Best in Show” at the local fair.

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2 points

Pics or it didn’t happen!

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Pizza contains meat and cheese, which is harmful to animals! Please do not eat Pizza and consider adopting a vegan diet. Not only is it better for your health, you could be saving millions of lives.

Source: Am a former PETA member, but this comment isn’t sponsored in any way.

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Amazingly, both vegetarian and vegan pizza exists.

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2 points

Look at their post history

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36 points

Maybe pizza box technology has improved because I haven’t seen these things in a long time sadly

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I was thinking the same thing. Anyone under the age of 20 has got to be scratching their head at this meme.

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I’m under 37 and also scratching my (European) head. Is this one of those insane US things?

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9 points

I used to see them in the UK. Perhaps they’re making the boxes stronger to save needing the plastic, or maybe it’s just smaller pizzas/boxes don’t need them.

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4 points

Depending on the chain they still come on some pizzas our side of the ocean.

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2 points

Seen them in Poland and still see them places

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Not a US thing.

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Unfortunately, they’re just cutting cost. My recently ordered pizza was ripped off and stuck to the box. Had to scrape it off .

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1 point

Lame

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One of the worst features is that it’s a piece of plastic instead of the little ball of dough that they used to put on top of pizzas for the same purpose.

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11 points

We’ve been bamboozled.

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They have played us for absolute fools.

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It’s even better, though. It’s made of pizza.

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7 points

But did you think about what barbie and the ninja turtles need? No you only think about yourself.

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That sounds tasty, but we kinda need these for Barbie props that inevitably fill landfills.

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25 points

I’d call him Bobby. Little Bobby Tables.

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I hope you are happy that we lost the entire pizza recipe database.

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20 points

And I hope we all learned to sanitize our database inputs!

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16 points

It would be awesome to have a life sized version of the 3 legged pizza table on a pizza area rug

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14 points

This sounds like a $20 The Sims DLC.

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