56 points

Thanks, now I’m hungry for a giant-ass pizza.

Not to be confused with a giant ass-pizza.

But that would be interesting as well.

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Thanks, now I’m hungry for the ass of a giant.

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The best I got is a giant ass.

Won “Best in Show” at the local fair.

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Pics or it didn’t happen!

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38 points

Time for a relevant xkcd

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Pizza contains meat and cheese, which is harmful to animals! Please do not eat Pizza and consider adopting a vegan diet. Not only is it better for your health, you could be saving millions of lives.

Source: Am a former PETA member, but this comment isn’t sponsored in any way.

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Amazingly, both vegetarian and vegan pizza exists.

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2 points

Look at their post history

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I literally just learned last night that the little table is to hold the slice next to yours as you pull a piece, that way you’re not touching the next person’s slice with your grubby ass hands.

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25 points

I heard it was so the pizza box didn’t sag and touch the pizza

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6 points

Yup. This is the official use of it 🙃

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Isn’t that a sign the pizza is too big? Never seen these things before…

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They stopped using these awhile ago. I actually forgot these were on every pizza when I was a kid.

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Maybe I should’ve said that you CAN use them as a way to avoid touching two slices when pulling your own. You pick it up, place it in the middle of the slice next to yours, and pull so you don’t touch the crust of the next persons slice. Probably a creative use for something that was originally intended to keep boxes from saggjng

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Nope. 3 legs and how many slices? It’s for pizza box sag. Former pizza guy.

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It’s meant to be picked up, the feet placed on the next slice, and you pull your slice with your hand. It’s not like it stays in the middle.

I worked in pizza places for 10+ years and we never used them, so maybe their original intention was avoiding pizza box sag, I suppose I wouldn’t know. I guess we can just say using them to not touch the next slice as you pull your own is a more creative adaptive use

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Can you imagine how humid that would be? No thanks. 🥵

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My dream is to eat at that little table that comes on top of the pizza that’s on top of the little table that you’re eating from that comes on top of the first pizza.

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5 points

How high are you?

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I haven’t had a pizza with a little table in ages. Maybe I’m not getting pizza from the right places, but even the local chain I get pizza from doesn’t use them on their extra larges.

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A while ago we (humans) learnt how to actually make boxes so the tables aren’t necessary anymore

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Even longer before that, we used to have a ball of dough on the pizza to keep the pizza from touching the box.

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So that’s what happened? How did we do that?

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Thicker/corrugated cardboard

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