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Little homie looking up"hot pussy in my area"

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Naw. Already has that taken care of. they was ordering fresh sushi for their lunch date.

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Not really a date, but maybe a tail hookup. No way to know for sure until OP checks their history for catnip orders for same day home delivery.

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OP is suddenly realizing where all that sushi came from… hehe

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“No Google, hairy. Hot HAIRY pussy. Like REALLY hairy. Like, you’ll need a comb to find out which side is the head part.”

My search history is ruined.

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28 points

Is it at least their cat?

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This is a great security feature. Is it an app?

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No, it’s a cat. You can tell by the ears.

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There used to be an app that was a cat. It was almost definitely spyware, though.

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27 points

It’s a cool story

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I heard some phone did that, but laptops as far as I am aware neither windows or MacOS supports it maybe some display-manager on Linux with custom patches would do it.

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Windows has so many settings in local group policy editor for passwords, I’m sure there’s a way to detect failed attempts with a script in task scheduler and take a picture. I don’t know how myself but it’s probably possible. Idk about Mac. And for Linux, you can probably have it install a tracker on the thief’s phone over bluetooth…

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20 points

Human tech ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Can’t even arm. Stoopid hooman tech.

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The design is very human

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Stoopid indeed 👌

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7 points

Here you dropped this \

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ftfy

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4 points

Damnit man… Were the bots really unnecessary all along?

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6 points

Looks like the threadiverse needs an arm fetching bot too

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19 points

Imagine someone holds the cat while trying to crack the password

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Have you ever tried holding a cat?

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