Given that this is the same company that makes people pee in bottles and keeps them after hours without pay… yeah not big surprise… actually it is a big surprise… given that this is just satire

This isn’t too far from reality, it seems.

Amazon’s such a shit company that I believed it, it wasn’t until I scrolled and noticed the onion logo that I worked it out.

Damn employees, digesting instead of working.

Next they’ll start testing to make sure they still have urine in their bodies when they clock out, no taking any bathroom breaks on the clock!