138 points

That took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion…

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They got me too for a few moments.

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Haha. I thought the same at first. Sounds about par tor the course.

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2 points

Same. This is what makes this one brilliant.

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7 points

What’s a “dystopian amount of time”?

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An amount of time that would only be expected if you’re living in a dystopia.

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Idk if I were living a dystopia I would quickly assume is true because is a dystopia. The issue is now that are in-between.

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That’s what they get for showing up to work all fed and shit. Bet they’re the types of people who try to eat during working hours. Scum.

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Food was purchased outside of the company store

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This I could actually see happening. Or make it such a food desert that it’s unthinkable to even try

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9 points

I read somewhere that company towns are starting to make a comeback. It’s only a matter of time until rentals are contingent upon you patronizing their brands.

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1 point

We need human extinction or a new new deal…

I don’t even care which anymore

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43 points

I wonder where he got that money to buy that food too. Probably from the pockets of a poor billionaire 😢

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If she was so hungry then why didn’t she die ?

Freaking fakers.

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You have been promoted to Shift Supervisor

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