(Disclaimer: not my cat, not my picture, found in an imgur dump)
At least it had the decency too stay on it. Could have sit on it for a minute, walk away and then watch you eat it.
Hereâs a better one for ya. If the worst thing you unknowingly put in your mouth, chew, and swallow is a little cat butt. Then, you should consider yourself lucky.
I did pest control for several years. We always said that cats are the worst pest in the house. They stomp around in a box of their own feces and urine. Then they track that all over your counter tops and furniture. They sit on you counters and furniture with a bare butthole.
I mean letâs face it. If you have a cat youâve more than like put something in your mouth that touched their b-hole even if indirectly.
The cat, cleaning itself a little later: Hmmm, my butthole tastes especially good today
You just put food directly on dirty surfaces? Do you not have plates?
Ikr I wanna laugh at this and I guess I still can, but my brain keeps going back to this! And also who puts like⊠a slice of cheese that only partially covers the white bread and thatâs how they eat?? With Nothing else?. I just donât wanna comprehend a world where thatâs a thing I guess.
I wouldnât necessarily call that a dirty surface. Unless you mean the butthole - thatâs ditrty enough.
I dunno, those buttholes get cleaned pretty thoroughly multiple times a day. Probably more thoroughly than most human buttholes. Might actually be cleaner than the window sill.
I should not have to say this: The window sill is not a food prep surface
Cat stamp
Heats up a sandwich for the owner
