(Disclaimer: not my cat, not my picture, found in an imgur dump)

30 points

You just put food directly on dirty surfaces? Do you not have plates?

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4 points

I wouldnā€™t necessarily call that a dirty surface. Unless you mean the butthole - thatā€™s ditrty enough.

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6 points

I should not have to say this: The window sill is not a food prep surface

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0 points

Yeah, I donā€™t think anyone is preparing food there. People can be more or less sensitive about the cleanliness of surfaces they put their own food on and itā€™s ok.

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7 points

I dunno, those buttholes get cleaned pretty thoroughly multiple times a day. Probably more thoroughly than most human buttholes. Might actually be cleaner than the window sill.

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3 points

I respect this answer.

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10 points

Ikr I wanna laugh at this and I guess I still can, but my brain keeps going back to this! And also who puts likeā€¦ a slice of cheese that only partially covers the white bread and thatā€™s how they eat?? With Nothing else?. I just donā€™t wanna comprehend a world where thatā€™s a thing I guess.

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6 points

People who have just a small sice of cheese left in the fridge?

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5 points

Canā€™t believe I had to scroll so far.

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6 points

Well itā€™s not technically gone, you could still eat it

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10 points

Butthole all over that bred

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13 points

You must now flip the cat and see of it lands on its feet or if the toast lands butter side down.

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Which begs the question, if this were truly possible whatā€™s more likely, that we as a species decide to farm unlimited energy using cat torture, or the oil industry beats them to it and just exterminates cats while making butter illegal

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18 points

Heats up a sandwich for the owner

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