(Disclaimer: not my cat, not my picture, found in an imgur dump)
You just put food directly on dirty surfaces? Do you not have plates?
I wouldnāt necessarily call that a dirty surface. Unless you mean the butthole - thatās ditrty enough.
I should not have to say this: The window sill is not a food prep surface
I dunno, those buttholes get cleaned pretty thoroughly multiple times a day. Probably more thoroughly than most human buttholes. Might actually be cleaner than the window sill.
Ikr I wanna laugh at this and I guess I still can, but my brain keeps going back to this! And also who puts likeā¦ a slice of cheese that only partially covers the white bread and thatās how they eat?? With Nothing else?. I just donāt wanna comprehend a world where thatās a thing I guess.
Well itās not technically gone, you could still eat it
Butthole all over that bred
You must now flip the cat and see of it lands on its feet or if the toast lands butter side down.
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Heats up a sandwich for the owner