I’m turning 42 next summer and have been thinking about hosting a Towel Party; this image is going to be very helpful.
A stranger on the Internet approves of this plan. Please provide updates. Will there be a Vogon poetry recital?
I think the physical and psychological distress that tend to result from Vogon poetry would be problematic for the celebrational mood I’m hoping to achieve, but there will definitely be gorgeous sandwiches crafted by the loving hands of an artisan of intergalactic renown.
I’ve never seen a recipe for Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters that appealed to me, but I’m hoping to get that sorted as well.
That OP, he’s a really hoopy frood who knows where his towel is.
Yet somehow the hotel towels are several times better at actually drying than my thick luxurious towels at home
Are you using fabric softener? That makes your towel less absorbent. If you’re using detergent with built in softener it’ll do the same.
Wash your towels with a cup of vinegar to remove the softener.
Always know where your towel is
When you shop for towels, don’t get a towel, get a “bath sheet”. They are XL towels
