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Stay at a better hotel then. This is like shopping at Walmart and complaining about how many people in there smell bad.

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If only my company allowed me to book my own hotels while traveling for work…

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Oh, well then yours is probably the best solution then.

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Ah yes just “have more disposable income”. Simple advice, thanks.

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You can go to a better place and pay less, but you go ahead and act superior since you clearly know what you’re talking about and aren’t just pulling shit out of your ass.

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Woah chill lmao

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Oh wow I totally had no idea you joking thank God you added that dumb /s

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That OP, he’s a really hoopy frood who knows where his towel is.

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I was really hoping I’d find this here.

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I’m turning 42 next summer and have been thinking about hosting a Towel Party; this image is going to be very helpful.

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Half the people are going to think it’s an orgy and everyone will be disappointed.

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It’s a reference to the book Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy where:

a) the number 42 plays a significant role b) the towel is hailed as the most useful thing a galaxy hitchhiker could possibly posses.

So Don’t Panic and don’t forget your towel :)

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A stranger on the Internet approves of this plan. Please provide updates. Will there be a Vogon poetry recital?

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I think the physical and psychological distress that tend to result from Vogon poetry would be problematic for the celebrational mood I’m hoping to achieve, but there will definitely be gorgeous sandwiches crafted by the loving hands of an artisan of intergalactic renown.

I’ve never seen a recipe for Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters that appealed to me, but I’m hoping to get that sorted as well.

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Growing up, all the towels we had at home were stolen from hotels.

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Growing up we never went to hotels or anywhere, really. Mother stole our towels from grandma, who got them free from the grocery store on rewards points in the 70’s.

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I would love to know which god-tier cushiony towels you are using at home!

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