Stay at a better hotel then. This is like shopping at Walmart and complaining about how many people in there smell bad.
You can go to a better place and pay less, but you go ahead and act superior since you clearly know what you’re talking about and aren’t just pulling shit out of your ass.
If only my company allowed me to book my own hotels while traveling for work…
I’m turning 42 next summer and have been thinking about hosting a Towel Party; this image is going to be very helpful.
A stranger on the Internet approves of this plan. Please provide updates. Will there be a Vogon poetry recital?
I think the physical and psychological distress that tend to result from Vogon poetry would be problematic for the celebrational mood I’m hoping to achieve, but there will definitely be gorgeous sandwiches crafted by the loving hands of an artisan of intergalactic renown.
I’ve never seen a recipe for Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters that appealed to me, but I’m hoping to get that sorted as well.
Always know where your towel is
That OP, he’s a really hoopy frood who knows where his towel is.
When you shop for towels, don’t get a towel, get a “bath sheet”. They are XL towels
