The Christmas political compass. Merry Christmas!

Jesus is the adults version of Santa

U mean Santa? The guy who give shit tone of stuff for free… is pro capitalism?

I hate to be the one to tellyou this but “Santa” is really just your parents buying toys.

All four characters are fictional, what’s your point?

You see how many advertising campaigns he gets involved in? Man is a corporate whore to the bone!

His Coca-Cola deal alone has been plenty lucrative.

The toys aren’t truly free. The cost is the elven labor he steals by the sledful

He gets mad kickbacks from Big Toy.

yeah, you know what they say: first one’s free

Santa does not like poor families. If you’re rich, you’re a good kid in Santa’s eyes.

There’s an entire Your Favorite Martian song that talks just about this, it came out all the way back in 2011. I have to be honest, I’m not a massive fan of their music style from back then.

Yes but Santa is very classist, how else do you explain how rich kids get rich presents and poor get poor presents

Or no presents. I wasn’t in that boat, but I know that some are.

Santa: “Ho ho ho! Those POORS should know their place! MERRY CHRISTMAS!”

He is one of the biggest utilizes of slave labor in the world, not to mention a European colonizer.

Saint Nick is from Asia though

That’s a myth. Santa is actually an immortal vampire who, through ancient treachery, is contractually obligated to serve the communist elf collective of the north pole.

But the elves learn useful skills!! Lol

Don’t be mad I grew up in fl

I was thinking it would make more sense to change the x-axis to “materialism”

I believe they were thinking consumerism and capitalism are synonymous.

4 fictional characters celebrating a stolen holiday after substituting new fictional events.

Um Jesus didn’t know what Christmas was, as it didn’t exist, but would almost certainly be against it and its concept …

Uhhmmm, Christmas is Jesus birth. Im pretty sure he knew He was born.

What capitalism has twisted it into now would most certainly not be what Christ wanted and probably would have said the similar things He said to the pharisees.

Christ is born! Glorify Him!

Wait until he finds out about Easter.

Well, I guess he already found out

Just gonna come out and say it: the Who’s of Whoville are shitty neighbors.

He should move further away. The grinch was not their neighbor, he was literally living off their trash! Damn freeloader, living off the hard work of the Who’s /s

Covid would have decimated them while the Grinch wouldn’t have even noticed. Bet the Grinch also has a zero carbon footprint.

The amount of gadgets and other miscellaneous items he has tells me otherwise. Also, how is he powering all of that? I don’t see any solar panels or wind turbines close to his cave on the top of that mountain. E: Pretty sure powering it all with dog power leaves a bigger carbon footprint than a generator.

Carbon footprints require fossil fuels. Burning wood is carbon neutral and if he and the dog are hunting or gathering, they’d be doing in a sustainable way just by happenstance.

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