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4 out of 5 participants enjoy gang rape

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Of the ~100 billion humans who have ever lived, ~8 billion of them are still alive. Therefore, your chance of dying is only 92%, not 100%.

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Who knows, at some point we might figure out how to stop/reverse aging, so your chance of dying (in the foreseeable future) is not 100%, only very close to it

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5 points

Big (soft) brain moment

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Yeah but no one of them survived the 116th 122th year.

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These things are always subject to challenge but as I understand the oldest ‘verified’ person to have ever lived was 122 when they died.

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2 points

Ho yes you’re right, just checked and that was Jeanne Calment.

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I’m going full Bilbo Baggins is i make it to 111 years old

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1 point

122nd*

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1 point

Not if Mike Tyson says it

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136 points

The number of skeletons inside of a human body is statistically greater than 1.

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actually, you’re forgetting about amputees and people born with fewer limbs. it’s likely less than 1.

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5 points

And you’re forgetting that about 1% of the population is pregnant at any given time and has another whole human inside of them.

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honestly curious about how those two would end up statistically balancing out.

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26 points

Skeleton, not bones. Amputees still have.a skeleton, don’t they?

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the question is: is a skeleton that’s missing pieces still “one skeleton”? And if so, at which point does it become not a skeleton? Because i’m reasonably sure you wouldn’t call a severed foot a skeleton even though it is still arguably “one skeleton” that is just missing a lot of pieces.

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12 points

I lost my skele back in 'nam

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1 point

I don’t get this one…?

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10 points

Skeletons, not bones

Preggerant

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15 points

This might help

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15 points

Bebe

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29 points

Fuck, that’s a good one

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4 points

I like skull more, but both are great.

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63 points

Unless there’s a lot of dudes with 3 it really is less than 1 on average.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/737923/us-population-by-gender/

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30 points

Shut up before we start talking about p values…

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15 points

Did you just assume my p-values!?

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9 points

No, but I know what you LSmean

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69 points

p is stored in the balls…

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14 points

I’m partially responsible for this stat

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18 points

Aren’t we all?

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3 points

Ya, but I’m also why the number is less than two

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By being female or through loss?

Cuz I mean roughly half the population of the US has zero by default and they are included in this statistic. So for them you may also be part of why the number is greater than zero.

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In a few months I’ll be doing my part to lower the average

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