63 points

Unless there’s a lot of dudes with 3 it really is less than 1 on average.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/737923/us-population-by-gender/

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30 points

Shut up before we start talking about p values…

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69 points

p is stored in the balls…

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15 points

Did you just assume my p-values!?

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9 points

No, but I know what you LSmean

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14 points

I’m partially responsible for this stat

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18 points

Aren’t we all?

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3 points

Ya, but I’m also why the number is less than two

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7 points

In a few months I’ll be doing my part to lower the average

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By being female or through loss?

Cuz I mean roughly half the population of the US has zero by default and they are included in this statistic. So for them you may also be part of why the number is greater than zero.

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136 points

The number of skeletons inside of a human body is statistically greater than 1.

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29 points

Fuck, that’s a good one

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1 point

I don’t get this one…?

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15 points

Bebe

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15 points

This might help

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10 points

Skeletons, not bones

Preggerant

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4 points

I like skull more, but both are great.

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-8 points

actually, you’re forgetting about amputees and people born with fewer limbs. it’s likely less than 1.

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26 points

Skeleton, not bones. Amputees still have.a skeleton, don’t they?

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12 points

I lost my skele back in 'nam

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the question is: is a skeleton that’s missing pieces still “one skeleton”? And if so, at which point does it become not a skeleton? Because i’m reasonably sure you wouldn’t call a severed foot a skeleton even though it is still arguably “one skeleton” that is just missing a lot of pieces.

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5 points

And you’re forgetting that about 1% of the population is pregnant at any given time and has another whole human inside of them.

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1 point

honestly curious about how those two would end up statistically balancing out.

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27 points

So in other words I’m above average

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96 points

The average person has fewer than two legs.

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48 points

Some women have four legs. It’s a temporary condition, but I gander that it’s common enough to offset the amputees.

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I saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too

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36 points

What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

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4 points

Calm down, Red Foreman.

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12 points

Depends, do you have control of it once it’s in? If not, then it’s probably still the other person’s, they’re just using you as a shoe.

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5 points

Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same

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1 point

Who is providing oxygen and nutrients to your foot?

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2 points

Red Foreman’s, obviously.

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