Look at him smoking cigarettes, guy knows what he’s doing

11 points

500k. I don’t speak Korean.

Actually, with 500k I coould get a ticket to Korea and invite Jong Un to dinner or something. Who knows, maybe he’d say yes, idk what the guy’s schedule is like.

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6 points

I’m sure he speaks English. If anything his Kino dad showed him some movies.

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3 points

I think his Kino dad was more interested in Korean/Cantonese/Russian/German-language films than the English-language ones.

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4 points

He’s also the son and grandson of world leaders who have been in constant diplomatic conflict with English speaking countries. I’m sure they’ve picked some up here and there.

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8 points

Went to private school which was taught in english despite being in switzerland.

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7 points

He’s a world leader that has to deal with the west all the damn time and also his dad and grandfather were also that guy, it would be weird if he didn’t know English, but also a total Chad move

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Dinner with him so we can laugh at the memes I have about Fail Korea on my phone.

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He’d probably already know them.

I have a feeling like he could be a top poster on Hexbear.

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3 points

obv we recruit him as a power poster at the dinner with sick ass memes

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I’ll take the dinner offer and then ask to stay forever.

ARTICLE 26. The D.P.R.K. affords the right of asylum to foreign nationals persecuted for fighting for democratic principles or national liberation movements, or for the interests of the working people or for freedom of scientific and cultural activities.

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i don’t think posting counts

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12 points

They’ll just do some beforehand!

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While I think it wouldn’t be very useful, there are probably some protest-oriented things you could do that aren’t adventurism or even violent that would get the attention of a western state and function as a workable pretext for this purpose

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Can we play horse with Dennis Rodman before dinner?

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$500k and then use it to get to North Korea or Dongbei and then be their version of Yeonmi Park (except actually accurate)

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