Look at him smoking cigarettes, guy knows what he’s doing
Dinner, the movie rights alone for my subsequently ghostwritten My Dinner with Jong Un book will go for more than $500k
I’ll take the dinner offer and then ask to stay forever.
ARTICLE 26. The D.P.R.K. affords the right of asylum to foreign nationals persecuted for fighting for democratic principles or national liberation movements, or for the interests of the working people or for freedom of scientific and cultural activities.
Dinner with him so we can laugh at the memes I have about Fail Korea on my phone.
He’d probably already know them.
I have a feeling like he could be a top poster on Hexbear.
$500k, wtf do I have to say to Kim? What would he have to say to me? I like Korean food but I can get great as Korean food like ten miles from my house.
$500k on the other hand would fix most of me and my families problems for a while, maybe even leave me with a little to throw at some leftist org.
$500k, wtf do I have to say to Kim? What would he have to say to me?
Me: "So uhhh, how is it being the head of state?
Kim: “이 사람이 무슨 말을 하는지 전혀 모르겠습니다.”
Money is temporary but quality Korean food lives inside me forever.