Look at him smoking cigarettes, guy knows what he’s doing

Dinner with him so we can laugh at the memes I have about Fail Korea on my phone.

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He’d probably already know them.

I have a feeling like he could be a top poster on Hexbear.

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obv we recruit him as a power poster at the dinner with sick ass memes

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40 points

Dinner, the movie rights alone for my subsequently ghostwritten My Dinner with Jong Un book will go for more than $500k

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$500k, I could use that as a condo downpayment!

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I dont speak Korean, so maybe the 500k. But I could also flip a meeting with KJU into 500k, cuz im just built different

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I’ll take the dinner offer and then ask to stay forever.

ARTICLE 26. The D.P.R.K. affords the right of asylum to foreign nationals persecuted for fighting for democratic principles or national liberation movements, or for the interests of the working people or for freedom of scientific and cultural activities.

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i don’t think posting counts

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They’ll just do some beforehand!

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While I think it wouldn’t be very useful, there are probably some protest-oriented things you could do that aren’t adventurism or even violent that would get the attention of a western state and function as a workable pretext for this purpose

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