Going through the spell list, there’s an awful lot of spells that are incredibly funny in the context of bedroom pastimes, here, let’s assume it’s heroism and Bear’s Endurance.

Dominate Person.

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Don’t need a spell for that…

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Created an account to point out that Hafthor Bjornsson (played the mountain in Game of Thrones, world’s strongest man at least once) has a wife who looks tiny next to him, and isn’t dead.

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Whoa, just looked them up. That’s an unimaginable size difference. She must be like a doll to him…

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I think Toron was mostly basing his remarks off his own experiences with Razira. She’s generally a bit boisterous and rough with other members of the party because they’re “hardy adventurers” and… throwing a guy across the room to get him out of danger relies more on speed than gentleness.

Also, while he acts suave, he really has no idea what he’s talking about. Every romantic entanglement he’s had has turned out trying to kill him before it came to the bedroom… and that’s happened a surprisingly large number of times.

Several of them are still chasing the party trying to assassinate us…

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Poor Toron

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Awwwww…

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I’m so glad these are back!

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I wonder why people assume that people with muscle can only ever use brute force.

It’s entirely possible to moderate muscle control for gentleness, even if those muscles are powerful.

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That’s fair, although Razira does everything at full paladin all the time.

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Isn’t Charisma the Paladin’s main stat, though? :D

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Depends on what edition this is. 3e paladins were full MAD.

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Charisma is charm, not physical finesse.

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You’re telling me your muscles aren’t always at 100%?

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My muscles are always at 100%! It’s just sometimes that 100% is smaller ;)

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It happens to all of us occasionally.

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