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They removed 3 ways water could get inside the phone

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just donā€™t get your phone wet dingus

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Personally, water damage on the phones I had always was a rare edge case. The only time I ever water damaged my phone was when I accidentally put it in the washing machine and Iā€™m sure no phone would have survived that.

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I had one of those really tiny phones in the early 00s and forgot it was in the pocket of my swimsuit.

However, the ability to take slow motion video underwater is pretty neat

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Thatā€™s just an excuse. Yes, a waterproof phone is easier to manufacture if it has less holes, but in practice only around half of the phones are waterproof, and even those that are are rated at like 1 m / 30 minutes max.

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Nearly all phones nowadays still has buttons and a USB-C port, and nearly all of them are waterproof. Having ports and being waterproof is not only NOT mutually exclusive, but it is so easy that most manufactures can do it.

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23 points

They made it a thin piece of glass that slips out of your hand.

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still better than plastic

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Nope. Iā€™d rather have a plastic or rubber shell and rubber mounting for the screen. Theyā€™ve made fragile as a marketing gimmick so youā€™d have to replace your phone sooner.

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plastics dont break, are cheap to replace, donā€™t get hot or cold with weather, donā€™t interfere with wireless charging, have much more grip, and can be made into any texture (matt or glassy).

I donā€™t understand why anyone would prefer metal/glass phone besides for the reason ā€œlook at me, ma, my phone is prettyā€.

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The Samsung Galaxy S5 would like to have a word with you.

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Who tf used an IR blaster? And what sane person misses the flimsy plastic back on phones with removable batteries? They didnā€™t cut a hole in your screen, they removed a half inch of dead useless space at the top and bottom and gave you more usable real estate while also cranking the resolution and refresh rate to 11. Buttons? WHAT BUTTONS EXACTLY? The single enormous one that ate up nearly 25% of the phone and all it did was GO BACK?! And donā€™t even mention the cameras. Your five cameras you didnā€™t ask for are why you can film yourself in 4K doing whatever brain dead tiktok fad you saw on your enormous HD screen, and why you can pretend you had front row seats to a concert you sat in the nosebleeds for.

Headphone jack is fair, no argument. I use Bluetooth headphones but I get the rationale. Everything else is stupid.

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I do miss removable batteries, they had the added benefit of having a heavy mass (the battery) get thrown out when the phone falls. That helped save the display from getting damaged because a lot of the momentum was transferred to the battery popping out

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Iā€™ve been trying to acclimate my Dad to digital stuff-- get him reading the news online for when the local rag finally goes weekly or closes.

He would have an easier time with a device with 5% less screen, but always-present physical home/back/menu buttons.

Iā€™m not sure what the ideal device would be for him; Iā€™ve set him up with a Kindle Fire with the Play store and a handful of prevetted apps because I had it handy and it seemed more approachable than a 6" phone or a laptop with keyboard and trackpoint. But Iā€™m all but sure the right device is NOT a new phone.

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For real? I use the IR blaster every day when the wife/kids have misplaced the TV remote or CBF getting up to grab it

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Your argument against removable batteries is that they had a ā€œflimsy plastic backā€? seriously prefer being unable to change the battery when its capacity decreases, being unable to carry a spare battery around, and having to pay dumb service fees, all just to not have a back that you barely even notice is made of plastic?

Also removable storage is extremely useful as well, not only for being able to cheaply increase space when needed, but also to minimize the effort of swapping devices or sharing large files more quickly.

Modular is always better. The only good argument against it is shareholder profits.

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It doesnā€™t even need to be plastic. The battery could slot into the side of the phone on a tray with a gasket to try and seal it.

Personally I donā€™t think the battery needs to be as easily replaced if it lasts longer. Lithium ion cells degrade too quickly but a lithium iron phosphate cold last for 10 years before dropping below 85% charge capacity.

The only drawback is they have about 30% less energy density but imo making the battery 30% larger is not a big deal. Phones have obsessed with being pointlessly thin for so long. Basically just remove the dumb camera bump.

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While Iā€™m all about options because everyone has different use cases, Iā€™ve found that over the years as these features have been removed, I havenā€™t really missed them

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I must be a fkn weirdo because I just donā€™t care about any of these things.

Replaceable battery is an exception - but thatā€™s coming back anyway.

I donā€™t have any devices that use infra red

I donā€™t need a microsd because the on board memory is so much I donā€™t even have to think about capacity any more

I much prefer bluetooth

I much prefer a larger screen instead of buttons.

They didnā€™t really cut a hole in my screen, they expanded my screen around my front facing camera. You can disable that expanded portion of the screen on most phones ?

I use the rear camera on my phone all. the. time.

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I love it when uninformed troglodytes complain about a hole in the screen. They didnā€™t add a hold in the screen. The hole was already there. They just wrapped your screen around it for more screen. šŸ˜…

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