32 points

Give me back my goddamed physical keyboard

I still remember the extended conversation I had with the cell phone man on the day I realized that time had moved on, and it wasn’t even possible for me to buy a third-party phone that still had a keyboard and then hook it up to their network anymore. I was just going to have to poke haplessly at the glass and get letters wrong for the rest of my life.

IT’S MY MONEY, LET ME BUY THE KIND OF PHONE I WANT

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This is why I like the audible haptic feedback on a cell phone keyboard that everyone else seems to hate. I gotta know that I pushed the button, otherwise in my mind, I didn’t push it. At least when I have a physical keyboard I could feel it.

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I tried to enter some text on someone else’s phone and it had no haptic feedback, only sound. It was almost impossible to use.

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The fact that we literally cannot vote with our money screams monopoly.

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The IR blaster needs to come back. They were mostly on phones pre-smart device where they had super limited usage. With a smart device, they could practically do anything. I wanna use my phone as a universal remote, damn it.

I want a 0hysical.keyboadd too. Touch screen sucks.

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I had it on my Xiaomi around 5 years ago, amazing stuff. Could turn on-off air conditioning anywhere, great party trick

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my POCO has it, one remote is great feature, and it’s easier to find when it can be pinged.

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0hysical.keyboadd

They were removed, not suppressed. No need to write in code like it’s spam for dick-pills. Though I would like my goddamn ¢@mεra bu#0n back.

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They mistyped because they were typing on their phone. Lol.

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Would someone do that? Just go on the internet and tell jokes?

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Oh man, I wish I still had this. I miss the days when I could mess with a friend’s device and watch them lose their mind. Definitely a fun game as long as everyone else in the room knew it was a harmless prank.

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8 points

Next is making one phone with all the bells and whistles and locking them behind subscriptions

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9 points

A Slide out keyboard, but you have to give it $2 a day to use it.

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52 points

Do many people know that there is actually a patent for the idea of an advertisement that plays to a certain point… and then does not end, will not let you skip it, until you as the user, via a camera and microphone, can be verified to have assumed a pose, made a facial expression, and/or said a specific phrase?

The actual patent shows a smart tv ‘owner’ standing up and saying McDonalds! in order to like keep watching Netflix.

We quite literally have the tech and the legal framework for ‘Drink Verification Mountain Dew Can’ to actually be a thing.

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The illustration of that patent practically a meme, many on Lemmy should know it.

Though it should be kept in mind there’s thousands of patents that were never actually applied, and this one was filled back in 2009.

We quite literally have the tech and the legal framework

Do patents necessarily have to follow the law?

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Though it should be kept in mind there’s thousands of patents that were never actually applied, and this one was filled back in 2009.

This is genuinely a good thing, then. If you patent something and “accidentally” never use it, it prevents other companies from using it legally. Screw over advertisers and save the consumers from their terrible ideas by hoarding patents and working with a patent troll firm :)

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Not really. Patests expire and then they can just read the specs in your idea. No reverse-engineering effort required.

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Eh? Do patents necessarily have to follow the law?

…no? They are ideas.

They are also a legal construct to organize business uses and control of ideas around.

Hence a patent and the patent system are a legal framework.

Legal frameworks are often involved in things that later end up being determined to be illegal.

Large businesses usually like to set up some kind of comprehensive legal framework before they roll out a new product or feature.

Not saying they will. I am saying setting up a legal framework is usually groundwork before you do though.

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50 points

The day I can’t find a phone that has an headphone jack is the day I go feral and become a hermit in the woods.

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If you want the rest of the specs to be decent, then that day is fast approaching or already here.

I had to jump from a phone that had about 5.5 of the features on that list to one with none of them (although I do like the 3 rear cameras) and I hate that I had to do that.

But I kept “Easily rootable” and that’s what really matters to me.

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It’s the SD card for me. We are getting phones with 1tb now, so that will work. But with the phones that do offer it, you have to get the most expensive version for it. Meanwhile if they just give me an SD card slot, I can have that fixed myself. Just take the one out of my current phone and plop it in the new phone.

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23 points

And 113GB used by system

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I hate the loss but just buy a bunch of USBC to headphone adapters, stick them on all your headphones/aux cables, and forget you don’t have a headphone jack on your phone.

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Adapters are not a solution.

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I don’t like it either but they are a solution.

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