Yea, but being soft on myself also doesn’t work, and I just lose my patience with myself real quick because it’s annoying that I never get anything done.
I made this meme while screaming at myself: “WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING A MEME ABOUT THIS SHIT NOW INSTEAD OF JUST WORKING?!”
Straight up I’m on my 2nd break post nap since noon (literally less than 2 hours ago)
I’ve got so much crap to do today and I’m all out of function already
My day is already over. I should go to bed. But I still have shit to do. But I didn’t even start. I kindly ask you to shoot me, please.
lol, funny meme
YOU BARELY HAVE ANY TIME LEFT! WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE! GET THE FUCK UP! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! GO! GO! GO! DO IT NOW! EEEY! FUCK YOU STUPID IDIOT! DO THE TASKS! YOU BARELY HAVE ANY TIME LEFT! WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE! GET THE FUCK UP! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! GO! GO! GO! DO IT NOW! EEEY! FUCK YOU STUPID IDIOT! DO THE TASKS! YOU BARELY HAVE ANY TIME LEFT! WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE! GET THE FUCK UP! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! GO! GO! GO! DO IT NOW! EEEY! FUCK YOU STUPID IDIOT! DO THE TASKS!
"Hey bud, I know you’re having a hard time working right now, and that’s a pretty good meme but maybe let’s just set a stopwatch and do at least 15 minutes of work before going back to memes. Don’t keep an eye on the stopwatch but you can check it if you really feel like you want to check memes. Okay good luck. "
Best I can do, for some positive self talk
Hey let’s all respond to this thread with whatever we’re currently procrastinating.
I’ll go first:
Pooping. Gym. Shower. Sleep.
How can you guys procrastinate eating? If anything, when I’m bored, i eat, each and every single time. Honestly asking, how would it work for a person like me
It was just random too. By chance it was structured like a sentence.
edit: typo
I’d like to get up and take a shower now so I can start my day. That has been the plan for the past hour.
