They are losing their fucking minds.

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I mean, the most manly and masculine thing you can do is exclusively have sex with big, masculine, manly men, right? Having sex with a woman is so emasculating, because you’re enjoying someone’s femininity, and that’s the worst possible thing for a man, so I’ve been told. Therefore, it’s super gay to have sex with women. Be a real man and exclusively have sex with your manly bros.

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I’ve heard a stand up routine that was basically this and I’ve been trying to find it again ever since. I find this concept hilarious.

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5 points

“I’m offended”

“I don’t care”

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Yes! Thank you! Absolute fantastic bit.

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That was actually the ideology of an famous German Nazi from the 80s: Michael Kühnen (German source)

Bonus: he was part of the FAP.

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6 points

It’s true. The most alpha thing a dude can do if fuckin doing another dude.

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Even better if the other dude is a lion.

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2 points

This sounds like the logic of a philosopher living in a city state in old timey Greece

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I can’t be the only one who thinks conservatives’ constant whining about women being “too old to marry” is (for lack of a better term) really pedo coded, right? It’s starting to sound like pattern

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Coded? Can this get more blatend what the actual fuck. This is worse then grab em by the pussy

“ The Wyoming Republican Party circulated an email that included an argument from lobbyists that since minors could get pregnant “marriage MUST remain open to them for the sake of those children.”

Who the fuck ars these lobbiest? Epstein?

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Were you trying to say “blatant” and “lobbyists?”

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You should see some of my professional work emails where after proof reading multiples i still end up sending sentences with 20% of the words missing.

You can catch me doing that on lemmy too. And i swear that when i re-read myself i see full sentences with nothing missing.

The thing is, have a cognitive communicate deficit, simply thinking about language feels alien and i have to put alot of effort in translating my actual thoughts into characters yall can understand. My inner monologue is a mix mathematics and images, no words.

I had 2 choice

  1. Avoid communicating out of anxiety and stess that people will think less of me because my words (i used to be there)

  2. stop caring and assume that most are smart enough to figure it out and respectful enough not to make it into an issue. (Where i am now)

Those that aren’t smart enough are unlikely to understand some of the importance nuances i do put in language. (Because half the things i need a word for don’t have a known word so its all approximate translations) and those that cant stay respectfull are a bigger problem for society than o’l me.

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The “successful man” is also great. 99.9% of the ones that say this are losers.

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157 points

“Middle aged woman” fucking lol

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Average lifespan is 77 for women, she’s not far off.

Also I’m middle aged, I’ve never thought of that. I need to go have my midlife crisis now.

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46 points

Shitty time to have to buy a Mazda Miata. But we’re going to need you to go ahead and get one purchased.

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I bought mine at 25. Does that mean I’ll be dead by 50?

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Ha, that was my dream car when I was 16! Or an RX7, I think it was called.

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“Middle age” has never been about being exactly 50% of the way through the average life span. It’s much less about “how much time you have left” and more about the point where you can’t realistically think of yourself as young anymore. The effects of age become impossible to ignore, compounding, and increasingly obvious.

It’s basically just your 40s-60s. Not the exact midpoint.

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It’s better to do it later in life anyway that way you actually have some money to go mad with

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The effects of age become impossible to ignore, compounding, and increasingly obvious.

Fuck, I was middle aged when I was like 15.

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Well that’s a stupid name and they should change it, call it 3/4 aged.

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Isn’t it like… 81 years? Europe noises

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That’s like 2 years mate

Oh and its 85 down here in Aus and thats with a giant cancer machine in the sky. Skippy noises.

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5 points

in their neolithic world she should be a grandma by 34

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I think we’ve done it, we’ve finally hit “It’s gay to have sex with a woman”.

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I think what they’re saying is that having sex with a woman who is vastly more successful than you will ever be in six lifetimes, then that is gay.

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Six is incredibly generous. I’d say closer to millions of lifetimes.

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Nah. He’s getting that sweet Hy-Vee money.

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I think we reached that point a while ago.

The insanity of these statements has escalated pretty rapidly and honestly, none of it surprises me anymore. Everything you do is now gay.

I’m ok with it. If you want to think I’m gay because (insert literally anything here), then fine, I guess I’m gay. I’ll go have gay sex with my very female (with female anatomy and two x chromosomes) wife, and live my happily gay life in peace, thanks.

Being gay, or being called gay, isn’t an insult to me. Only juveniles would find it insulting. You know why? Because juveniles think that being different is bad. I grew up and realized that everyone is different and it’s because of that difference that we, as a species, can survive. Our differences make us strong. So bluntly, call me weird, call me a freak, call me whatever the hell you want, because all you’re saying is that I’m different, and different makes us stronger. I’m proud to be different than my neighbors and coworkers. I think differently than they do. I approach problems differently, I find solutions differently. That’s a good thing.

I’m not always right, and I’m not always the most efficient, and that is because of the differences between me and others. I celebrate that difference and you should too.

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Dude, phrasing…

If you want to think I’m gay because (insert literally anything here)

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Good point. I guess we’re doing phrasing again?

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Idk if you ever saw or remember The Sopranos. It started late 90s and one of the storylines was about one of the older guys liked going down on the woman he was seeing. Well word got out to the other guys that were part of the family and said it was gay to go down on a woman.

Me and my wife just busted out laughing. Like people really think this? The answer is yes. People think this and are idiots. Pleasing a woman in bed is gay apparently. The older guy ended up breaking up with the woman he liked because he was getting clowned on by the other members of the family.

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Same crowd that thinks it’s gay to clean your own ass after pooping (and therefore doesn’t do it).

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Touch your penis when you urinate? Believe it or not. Gay.

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The Soprano logic, if I understood it ritght, was: if you do that to a woman, you probably would just as easy do that to a man.

But, then again, I’m not an extremely sexist sociopath as Tony was

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8 points

It is if you’re also a woman

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6 points

Next make straight sex mean “straight up the butt”

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I got curious and looked in to who this guy was. And, well, Owen got banned from most socials after he called Obama the n-word, so OF COURSE Elon had to bring him back so he further share his thought with the world.

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I never understood banning people for speech you don’t like. Wouldn’t the logical and entertaining method be to put them on full display, letting themselves be mocked and ridiculed? My take is let the asshats spew their views so we all know who not to associate with.

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Nha, give them as little exposure as they can get, that way they don’t corrupt the minds of gullible males who are a 4 but think they deserve a 10 because they can provide.

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because they can provide

Most of them can only provide a room in their mom’s basement.

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The problem is the network effect.

As other people with these views hear that kind of rhetoric more and more, they come to find it acceptable. Thus pushing even more people to find it acceptable.

This kind of rhetoric should definitely be legal, but it should not be given a platform.

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As other people with these views hear that kind of rhetoric more and more, they come to find it acceptable

Wouldn’t others with those views already find them acceptable?

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I never understood banning people for speech you don’t like.

This might help.

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Good read. History has shown this to be very true.

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It’s only a paradox if you start with the ridiculous presupposition that tolerance is a universal good.

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That may work for normal people. Not so much for those unhinged enough to actually hate someone who has different characteristics than them. Unfortunately Twitter is filled with the unhinged.

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I never understood banning people for speech you don’t like.

spam is extremely powerful, and is what I would qualify most internet “speech” as being, realistically. seeing 200 different 500 character (at max) comments, that are all variations of the same exact statement isn’t really like, speech, in the conventional sense.

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