They are losing their fucking minds.

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It’s okay to say “Super Bowl”. The NFL is not going to sue you…

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Having a sugar mommy for your lavender marriage would make sense… if it were the 90’s… in 2024 where being gay is considered perfectly normal even in the redder parts of America? Not so much

The only reason I wouldn’t date Taylor Swift is if the relationship goes south, she’ll diss me in a world record breaking single that’s pure fire just to remind me that we’re not getting back together.

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You could put “I’ve got a tripple/quadruple/whatever platinum single dedicated to me” on your dating profile.

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What is psychological projection Alex?

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Man… Years ago, I started doing a bit with my friends where I joked that having sex with women was super gay and the only way to protect your manhood was to get off by swordfighting other men. Now these lunatics have gone so far into the deep end that they’re doing my bit unironically! I think someone needs to recalibrate the simulation because something is broken.

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Are we talking steel swords or penis swords? Because steel swords will be super gay

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What about iron swords, bronze swords, or sticks with rocks tied to the end? Asking for a friend.

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Let’s consult the checklist:
✅ Confused at the notion that a woman might have worth outside bearing children
✅ Shaming a woman for having more than one sexual partner in a lifetime
✅ Referring to the man as “successful” while referring to the much more rich and famous woman as “low value”
✅ Straight up homophobia

Yep, that there’s a bonafide incel.

On behalf of Owens everywhere, do us a favor and get out of our name. I hear Donald is lovely this time of year.

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*Volcel

They are celibate voluntarily because of the shooting behavior. They don’t deserve to name themselves.

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