The game is still twelve days away

They are losing their fucking minds.

“Middle aged woman” fucking lol

Average lifespan is 77 for women, she’s not far off.

Also I’m middle aged, I’ve never thought of that. I need to go have my midlife crisis now.

Shitty time to have to buy a Mazda Miata. But we’re going to need you to go ahead and get one purchased.

I bought mine at 25. Does that mean I’ll be dead by 50?

Ha, that was my dream car when I was 16! Or an RX7, I think it was called.

“Middle age” has never been about being exactly 50% of the way through the average life span. It’s much less about “how much time you have left” and more about the point where you can’t realistically think of yourself as young anymore. The effects of age become impossible to ignore, compounding, and increasingly obvious.

It’s basically just your 40s-60s. Not the exact midpoint.

Well that’s a stupid name and they should change it, call it 3/4 aged.

It’s better to do it later in life anyway that way you actually have some money to go mad with

The effects of age become impossible to ignore, compounding, and increasingly obvious.

Fuck, I was middle aged when I was like 15.

Isn’t it like… 81 years? Europe noises

That’s like 2 years mate

Oh and its 85 down here in Aus and thats with a giant cancer machine in the sky. Skippy noises.

in their neolithic world she should be a grandma by 34

I straight up do not understand these men all the way down to a practical level.

They’re not that deep. They just spastically babble nonsense, like toddlers.

At least the zoomies are cute and funny

They need to “rationalize” their hate.

I mean, the most manly and masculine thing you can do is exclusively have sex with big, masculine, manly men, right? Having sex with a woman is so emasculating, because you’re enjoying someone’s femininity, and that’s the worst possible thing for a man, so I’ve been told. Therefore, it’s super gay to have sex with women. Be a real man and exclusively have sex with your manly bros.

I’ve heard a stand up routine that was basically this and I’ve been trying to find it again ever since. I find this concept hilarious.

“I’m offended”

“I don’t care”

Yes! Thank you! Absolute fantastic bit.

It’s true. The most alpha thing a dude can do if fuckin doing another dude.

Even better if the other dude is a lion.

That was actually the ideology of an famous German Nazi from the 80s: Michael Kühnen (German source)

Bonus: he was part of the FAP.

This sounds like the logic of a philosopher living in a city state in old timey Greece

Legit question: is that a troll account or a guy legitimately posing the dumbest theory posted in, at least, the last 12 hours?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owen_Benjamin

“Owen Benjamin Kares Troy-Smith (born May 24, 1980), known professionally as Owen Benjamin, is an American white supremacist,[1] Holocaust denier,[2] conspiracy theorist,[3] internet personality, as well as a far-right and alt-right Neo-Nazi.[4]”

But the bluesky account is dunking on Owen.

Oh wow. Imagine having a whole Wikipedia article dedicated to how terrible of a person you are?

The worst part? We will all die, forgotten to history and this fucker is going to be archived for all time. Admittedly as a piece of shit, but still.

Dude probably wrote it himself with pride.

What I love is the list of citations, cos it’s not libelous if its true

I think the claim that he has a personality might be somewhat dubious. He kind of sounds like the sort of person who’s entire basis for being is Twitter

Wait so is there a difference between far right and alt right I thought they were all just pseudonyms for neo-Nazi

They are. The differences are just for the uniforms.

I’m confused. He denies the Holocaust but is a Nazi? Does that mean he thinks the Nazis couldn’t do it? Didn’t do it?

Sounds like a non-believer to me. Get him, boys!

Didn’t do it?

This one. They claim the holocaust never happened, and the Allied Forces only invented the holocaust as a way to paint the Nazis as barbaric monsters as a means to break any remaining support for the Nazi’s “righteous cause”.

Holocaust didnt happen but the jews deserved it.

Probably “didn’t happen” because “jews still exist”, kinda like climate change deniers saying the stupidest nonsense

The absolute worst stains on humanity know how to spin awful things like this, on demand. Pick any half-plausible excuse out of a hat, then double down with logical fallacies and end on an emotional gut punch or challenge to the “other side’s” values. This obligates the other party to swat down all the fallacies and factual inconsistencies, letting you retaliate with even more trash. Yanno, arguing in bad faith 101. Bonus points if you never repeat an argument - consistency is for chumps.

Sounds like somebody is mad that nobody wants to have sex with them because they are a horrible fucking piece of shit. Boo-fucking-hoo.

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