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MURDEEER

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What the fuck is this single-use knife

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It’s the kind of knife you buy for your first apartment

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Dollar Tree knife.

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With forensics being as good as they are now, they’ll probably figure out the knife you used the first time is the same knife you used the second time.

You really can’t have a favourite knife anymore. Gotta dispose of it right away or they’ll work out the pattern without needing to figure out the riddles you left behind at the scene. It’s cheating really, but the only thing you can do to prevent it is by taking the “single-use knife” approach.

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Well, regardless, someone’s getting hurt. Have you tried cutting two whole apples, one on top of the other? It’s non-trivial! They aren’t exactly stable and the rogue’s gonna try to swipe one or both as soon as you move your own fingers out of the way. May as well get it over with and stab the rogue to start.

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My chaotic neutral undead warlock has the solution.

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Cut two 1/6s

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