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Somewhere out there, a writer is feeling smug as fuck over that headline.

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As he should. It’s pure gold.

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That man’s name? Dan Hendrickson

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Dan must have waited a lifetime to pounce with that pun and dear lord he finally did it

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That crazy son of a bitch, he did it.

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Ooh, wah-ah-ah-ah!

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I went to one of their concerts, and their lead singer, David Draiman, was one of the most wholesome and honest guys I’ve ever seen. Funny headline, but I hope he recovers quickly and without any long-term effects.

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I’ve got a distant cousin that practically worships the guy, and the band, specifically because he met David a couple of times and was beyond nice.

Also one of the best voices out there imo. David, not my cousin

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Get up, come on!

You fucker get up!

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