Somewhere out there, a writer is feeling smug as fuck over that headline.
That crazy son of a bitch, he did it.
Ooh, wah-ah-ah-ah!
I went to one of their concerts, and their lead singer, David Draiman, was one of the most wholesome and honest guys I’ve ever seen. Funny headline, but I hope he recovers quickly and without any long-term effects.
Get up, come on!
You fucker get up!