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“This content is not available in your country/region.”

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I read that as a line from “Down with the Sickness.”

Also, I had the same problem. Solved by good ol’ 1ft.io

https://1ft.io/proxy?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwho13.com%2Fnews%2Fdisturbed-show-postponed-after-singer-comes-down-with-a-sickness%2F

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I went to one of their concerts, and their lead singer, David Draiman, was one of the most wholesome and honest guys I’ve ever seen. Funny headline, but I hope he recovers quickly and without any long-term effects.

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I’ve got a distant cousin that practically worships the guy, and the band, specifically because he met David a couple of times and was beyond nice.

Also one of the best voices out there imo. David, not my cousin

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22 points

Is the lead singer slowly morphing into Phil Collins?

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We should all be so lucky

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Somewhere out there, a writer is feeling smug as fuck over that headline.

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That man’s name? Dan Hendrickson

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Dan must have waited a lifetime to pounce with that pun and dear lord he finally did it

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43 points

As he should. It’s pure gold.

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…down with a sickness

What kind of editor changes “the” to “a” in this instance!?

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Because there’s a lot more than one sickness?

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It’s because there’s no punishment when we die

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