64 points

That crazy son of a bitch, he did it.

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Ooh, wah-ah-ah-ah!

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At least he’s staying true to his motto.

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Get up, come on!

You fucker get up!

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Do you promise to be a good boy and never do it again?

Why did you have to be such a bitch?

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