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I have so many questions. But I’m not sure I want to know the answers.

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The answer is worse than you’d like to know Here

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Cheers on the read. The bit on oil and hazardous waste was enlightening. Corporate America really will try to weasel out of anything huh

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“Laws and regulations sure are silly huh? Here at Koch Industries we think there should be less of them”

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I straight snorted at “boar taint”

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I want all the answers. I’ll be asking the questions

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According to the article linked in another comment, it’s this;

When the boar is in heat (thought they were always in heat) the meat ends up having a smell of ridiculously gross armpits and shit.

It’s only noticeable when the meat is warm, meaning you could get away with selling it refrigerated - until someone cooks it.

The worry is that people will simply stop buying pig flesh if enough of it is “tainted”, and so you need a worker that smell controls the flesh to ensure that the it can be sold.

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Ohhh I see. So it’s not a joke!!??!! Wow

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Stupid sexy porkchop.

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Does this method work? Have you tried it? What is a criminal pork? What if I prefer ham to chops? What’s the name of the book?

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Asking about criminal pork is a criminal act. The authorities have been notified.

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Pork sniffers are on their way, please remain calm while they sniff your balls.

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Please don’t disseminate detailed instructions on how to perform criminal activities.

Now any delinquents looking to crime with pork will know exactly what to do and how to do it.

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Plus, we can end up banned from Lemmy World and Beehaw if we’re not careful

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What book is that please tell me

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Guessing it’s what’s at the top of the page: How to become a federal criminal

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