Stupid sexy porkchop.

I keep reading this as Criminally Sexy Pork.

Remember: even a moderately sexy pork chop is illegal to sell

“Can’t stop, addicted to the shin pig.” - Anthony Kiedis

Please don’t disseminate detailed instructions on how to perform criminal activities.

Now any delinquents looking to crime with pork will know exactly what to do and how to do it.

Am I the only one not finding this page odd? It’s definitely funny though.