Turned into a skeleton in 10 minutes
Yeah, also each query request was a human beeing. Such an unrealistic comic.
8 JOINS??? ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE
I worked on an enterprise wide medical record system for seventeen years.
It had 10000 tables in the schema. Our particular setup populated 1500 of them. ( yes I meant tables).
8+plus happened…
Lol, is funny you ask. I mainly worked on interfaces.
The medical industry makes the banking industry look nimble.
The organization had a couple interfaces using the protocol when I left. But adoption is slow, just about everyone still uses HL7. But it has been a couple years.
Quick roll back the transaction
Say it with me everyone, INDICES
If your views aren’t nested joins on views on views on views with group bys with wildcard text matching are you even trying to enter hell?
Exactly. I once worked with a junior developer who had constructed a simple reusable view with test coverage. I don’t think they were even trying to make a pact with the nether realm. I’m just not sure what SQL is coming to these days.