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Say it with me everyone, INDICES

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MongoDB, on the other hand, is web scale.

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Quick roll back the transaction

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This is fantastic and incredibly well made. Does anyone have the source?

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Tried looking. According to one of the users who posted it its by 0x00 whos the person who made floor 796. All things I can find relating to them are floor 796 related though and can’t find where this was originally posted

Heres floor 796 though if anyones interested https://floor796.com

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If your views aren’t nested joins on views on views on views with group bys with wildcard text matching are you even trying to enter hell?

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Exactly. I once worked with a junior developer who had constructed a simple reusable view with test coverage. I don’t think they were even trying to make a pact with the nether realm. I’m just not sure what SQL is coming to these days.

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Absolute amateur

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