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Turned into a skeleton in 10 minutes

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Yeah, also each query request was a human beeing. Such an unrealistic comic.

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🏳️‍⚧️

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Also rings don’t make you invisible.

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Not to mention, mysql is a database management framework, while in the comic it’s a food stand! Absurd!

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7 points

Not queries, programs. They have pid

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Shoot, you are right wrong. They are processes.

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Waiting for a computer causes a temporal bubble to surround the subjects and age them at a rate of x100

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If a query does not take 30 min does it even exist?

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The waiting is how you know its giving you correct answers.

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7 points

Exactly lol. If it’s instant you know you fucked up

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ca. 150’000’000’0000 CPU cycles.

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Got sigkill-ed. But of course, this doesn’t cancel the request

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38 points

8 JOINS??? ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE

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You guys are only using 8 joins?

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No, they are using an ORM.

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14 points

It’s fine if they’re indexed correctly…

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I worked on an enterprise wide medical record system for seventeen years.

It had 10000 tables in the schema. Our particular setup populated 1500 of them. ( yes I meant tables).

8+plus happened…

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:(

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So are you using FHIR yet?

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Lol, is funny you ask. I mainly worked on interfaces.

The medical industry makes the banking industry look nimble.

The organization had a couple interfaces using the protocol when I left. But adoption is slow, just about everyone still uses HL7. But it has been a couple years.

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8 points

What it feels like to smoke 8 joins

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This is fantastic and incredibly well made. Does anyone have the source?

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Tried looking. According to one of the users who posted it its by 0x00 whos the person who made floor 796. All things I can find relating to them are floor 796 related though and can’t find where this was originally posted

Heres floor 796 though if anyones interested https://floor796.com

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If your views aren’t nested joins on views on views on views with group bys with wildcard text matching are you even trying to enter hell?

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Exactly. I once worked with a junior developer who had constructed a simple reusable view with test coverage. I don’t think they were even trying to make a pact with the nether realm. I’m just not sure what SQL is coming to these days.

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Absolute amateur

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Should have used Postgres…

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True true…

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