How many others have we tried? 🤨
“We need child labor because only a child’s hands are small and delicate enough to squeeze the ant teat.”
No way, we haven’t even found all of them yet! Based on estimations, about 50~95% of all species have not been identified. (I looked that up.) You can go out there right now and find the new tastiest vomit yourself!
Those honey stick ball spoon things are so fucking dumb. Just use a regular spoon, fork, or butter knife.
Convince kids to eat your family’s vomit that is coating processed grains you shill so some guy makes in one year more money than a family could make in 10 generations?
I think if you’ve got a pot of clear honey, something about the metal changes the honey. We got a pot from a local one time and it was awesome to start with but kept getting cloudier over time (could also be something far simpler, like oxygen!)
The honey starts to crystalize. If you put it in some warm water it will return to normal:
Never used one myself, but apparently lightly spinning them helps the honey not drip because it’s so viscous. Stop spinning it and it can be drizzled.
Had to search online because I never understood why one would not just use a spoon either, but if it means there’s not as many little honey trails on the edge of the container, I can see the point. Learned something new today!
You can do that rolling trick for the dribble with standard flatware, you do have to spin faster though to get it to work well.
The same idea applies to things you’re pouring out of; twist axially while tipping the container upright and you’ll have dramatically less spillage, even with viscous fluids like honey.
They have exactly one use, and that use is already well performed with spoons
Gross. But also not much grosser than eating off delicious animal corpses.
Would you like dirty bean water or dirty leaf water with your charred carrion, sir?
Yes, so far… Hehehe
Second strong contender is a particular termite’s ant’s poop which lives in the jungle and is also mostly sugar.
EDIT: I misremembered, it’s an ant. Here’s a neat article about it.
