At the end of the Smell-o-Vision ride. 10|10 awesome museum.

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I will now refer to Trump as Coprolite. Because hes a fossilized piece of shit.

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Frankly I haven’t heard something so awesomely fitting in a long time

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How incredibly mature 🙄

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That can’t be the record for the largest poop

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I imagine it was probably larger before it was… Dried out.

Also, 8 inches by 2 inches is pretty fucking large. I say this as someone who has had 8 inches back there.

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So like do you use ruler markings to measure that or do you just measure after taking it to the hilt?

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Generally, you should use a cloth tape measure to measure dick. There are instructions online if you look.

Also, 8 inches to the hilt is often not pleasant, so work with your partner and learn how deep your sigmoid colon is, and take it slow. Big ol’ dick slamming into a wall is not fun unless you are very particularly into it.

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8 points

New Olympic sport: Coprolite Extrusion.

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9 points

Most flavorful native English cuisine

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the word “Coprolite” simply meaning fossilized dung.

I think I just found my new label for describing our ruling class.

We live in a coprocracy, run by coprolites.

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I guess coprocracy is just the fossilized remnants of kakistocracy.

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Listen, at least coprolites are really useful for science.

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Oh there’s plenty of good science I can think of!

How many coprolites can be cut in two by a single motion of a guillotine blade?

Does a coprolite puree make a viable fertilizer?

How do coprolites hold up against extremes in temperature, pressure, or acceleration? Exposure to acids, bases, enzymatics, radiation?

So much valuable data!

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Did a shit

A bank grew out of it

Sounds about right

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