At the end of the Smell-o-Vision ride. 10|10 awesome museum.

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the word “Coprolite” simply meaning fossilized dung.

I think I just found my new label for describing our ruling class.

We live in a coprocracy, run by coprolites.

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Listen, at least coprolites are really useful for science.

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Oh there’s plenty of good science I can think of!

How many coprolites can be cut in two by a single motion of a guillotine blade?

Does a coprolite puree make a viable fertilizer?

How do coprolites hold up against extremes in temperature, pressure, or acceleration? Exposure to acids, bases, enzymatics, radiation?

So much valuable data!

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I guess coprocracy is just the fossilized remnants of kakistocracy.

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I’m not kidding, I’ve seen it!

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I feel like I’ve taken bigger poops than that.

If that is the record I need a shirt like that but it says “Women want me plumbers fear me” and a toilet instead of a fish.

This reminds me of the South Park episode about this

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Hahaha that bottom line

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I touched it during a primary school trip there.

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That can’t be the record for the largest poop

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I imagine it was probably larger before it was… Dried out.

Also, 8 inches by 2 inches is pretty fucking large. I say this as someone who has had 8 inches back there.

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So like do you use ruler markings to measure that or do you just measure after taking it to the hilt?

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Generally, you should use a cloth tape measure to measure dick. There are instructions online if you look.

Also, 8 inches to the hilt is often not pleasant, so work with your partner and learn how deep your sigmoid colon is, and take it slow. Big ol’ dick slamming into a wall is not fun unless you are very particularly into it.

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New Olympic sport: Coprolite Extrusion.

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I’ve shat bigger than that, and i didn’t go saving it for posteriorarity

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I’m trying to figure out if you regret this or are proud of it.

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Yes

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Yeah that one pic with the nurse carrying the bed pan was like 4x this size

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Fun story for y’all.

I used to drink a lot of milk. I was a constipated teen. I took a shit one day, and to say it was anything short of awe aspiring wouldn’t do it justice. This thing was one solid thick rod sticking out of the water.

I called my stepdad to check it out. Naturally, he was so surprised he had to tell Mum to come over. A few minutes later we’ve got a whole family of six in a bathroom admiring my turd.

My stepdad claims to have uploaded it to ratemypoo .com (don’t bother going there, the site takes you to ratemypussy .com).

This day I learned our family was not normal.

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This is why we have the “poop chainsaw”, son

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Why did i click that lmao

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