That’s true but if we’d built a border wall in the middle of that river instead of a bridge then the bridge wouldn’t have collapsed… walls do work.

Damn straight!

I applied for a data analyst role at a company last year, and after weeks of interviewing, they informed me that instead of hiring a red-blooded American patriot like me, they decided to go with a cargo ship. Can you believe that?

Dat ship dun terk mer jerb.

Ironically enough, we do actually have a law to stop something like this, the Jones act, which requires that ships transporting cargo between two parts of the US must be built in the US, fly our flag, and be owned and crewed by americans. All this actually does though is make shipping just a bit more expensive, because US shipbuilding is more expensive than the global average, so almost nobody builds cargo ships here, which means that ships that comply with the law are rare specialty constructs and thus even more expensive, so very few exist and trips that could be more efficiently done by ship from one US port to another are instead taken by things like trucks.

My son is a cargo ship and he didn’t get in to the collage of his choice because of affirmative action.

*jorbs

*immigrate

Emigrate from, immigrate to.

How can you possibly forget some of the greatest hits? Obama’s tan suit Obama’s birth certificate Hillary’s emails

You forgot mother of all problems: WoKeiSM!

You forgot Buttery Males!

“Yes, Marjorie, you keep telling us how magnificent Hunter’s penis is, but it probably didn’t knock the bridge down. Now can you please put the pictures away?”

Jewish space laser. Everyone knows that.

They are. Don’t read twitter. Any republican buzzword is being thrown around as conspiracy theories for this accident.

There was one Ukrainian crew member actually so the conspiracy theorists are going crazy.